You Wish You Were This Dignified and Sophisticated

Greetings loyal blog minions, and innocent people who will become my blog minions soon enough because of my mystical writing powers.

Today, I made pizza. After two hours of hard work, the entire thing was devoured in fifteen minutes. I mean, it was a delicious fifteen minutes, but really, can we just slow down and appreciate how long it took me to make it for a second?

I also went to the orthodontists but that brings back bad flashbacks and I don't want to think about it that much. If you or a loved one is brought to an orthodontists, RUN. RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK OR SUFFER THE AGONY OF A LIFETIME'S WORTH OF KANKER SORES AND TOOTH PAIN SHOVED INTO A TWO YEARS OF MISERY.

Other than those two things, I spent the rest of the day doing very important productive things and definitely did NOT watch a ton of Teen Wolf because I definitely do NOT watch a show with a name like Teen Wolf because I am much, much, to dignified and sophisticated for that.

And I absolutely did NOT spend the time I wasn't watching Teen Wolf on Tumblr because I had much more important things to do instead like... cure cancer. Which I am working on in my free time. Because I am just that dignified and sophisticated.

Yup, that's me, Miss Dignified and Sophisticated.

Yup.

Totally.

I am also in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize, but you know, no biggie.