Thursday, August 22, 2013

Kill Dem Zombies

I ended up writing about zombies instead of serial killers, but this still turned out REALLY VIOLENT so be warned:

Kara hefted the bat onto her shoulder and looked out across the parking lot. The undead were advancing at a slow but steady pace, some limping from missing limbs. Beside her, Devin ran his fingers along the twisted piece of pipe he was holding.


They waited.

The first one to get close enough was on Kara’s side. She swung the bat hard, aiming for its half-decomposed neck. The bat hit with a slap and the force of the blow sent the zombie's head spinning off into the air. The remaining body swayed before crumpling on the hard asphalt. Beside her, Devin knocked off two zombie heads at once, sending rusty blood spattering across his cheekbones like scarlet freckles.

Kara glanced at him and wordlessly they turned to stand back-to-back as the undead advanced on all sides. The sharp end of Devin’s pipe plunged into the forehead of an zombie missing both an arm and a leg. His next attack at the one behind it went straight up and through the jaw. The silver tip broke through the top of the zombie’s skull and shone wet with blood. Devin pulled the weapon out with a slurp, letting the zombie fall to the ground.

The remaining three zombies advanced. Kara pulled out a knife from her pocket and threw it at the closest one, hitting directly between its eyes. She put both hands on the bat and brought it down hard on top of another one’s head. Behind her Devin kicked a defeated zombie in front of him to the ground.

Kara looked around the parking lot, making sure it was empty before turning around to face Devin. “All that for a bag of Doritos and some instant coffee,” she said, pulling off her backpack and opening it up to show off the crumpled bag of chips they had salvaged earlier. Devin opened up the bag and popped a chip into his mouth.

“Worth it,” he said.

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