It's my brother's birthday today! I got him one of those yoga-exercise ball things because even though no one ever actually uses them to exercise, we've both just wanted one since forever.
Aside from exercise, which no one actually uses them for, yoga balls have a variety of practical household uses:
1. Use one as a chair
2. Throw them at your enemies to knock them out
3. Dress one up and have a tea party with it
4. Use them as a substitute for a soccer ball
5. Bounce one on top of some potatoes to mash them
6. Use one to pretend you're a kangaroo and bounce around the house
7. Stage a dramatic soap opera where the pink yoga ball is married to the blue yoga ball whose evil twin the slightly-darker-shade-of-blue yoga ball slept with the pink yoga ball and their child is the yellow yoga ball who was in a coma but has now woken up but has amnesia
8. Name your yoga ball Fido and take it on leisurely walks through the park
Basically, I'm really good at giving helpful gifts.
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