It's that time of year again when winter break is about to start so teachers cram in all the tests possible in the week before. Thus, I bring you from a state of abject despair, Nina's Patented Study Methods.
Study method #1: place your review packets on your skin in hopes that the knowledge will be absorbed through osmosis
Study method #2: lie down on the floor and cry in hopes that through sheer pitifulness you will pass the test
Study method #3: it's always C or the longest answer, right? Who needs to study?
Study method #4: watch youtube videos vaguely related to what you are studying in hopes that by the tenth LOLcat video you will have mastered the subject
Study method #5: preform the snow dance in hopes that even if you don't know the material, at least there will be no school tomorrow
Just follow these fool-proof methods and you'll be sure to maybe possibly pass if you're good at guessing the right answers to multiple choice questions!
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