Exaaaaaaaams

The problem with winter break, is that is the deceptive calm before the storm.

The storm being exams.

And the rain of that storm being an endless stream of review packets.

And the lightning being those extra tests teachers like to cram in before the actual exams.

And the thunder being me banging my head against a wall.

Repeatedly.

That being said, because I've decided I haven't been neglecting posting on this blog enough, I will not be posting anything during next week's exams. This is because my head will be so crammed with information I've had to memorize that I will literally be unable to function.

In fact, I will be a veritable exam-taking zombie, risen from the dead with the sole purpose of acing a series of standardized tests.

Assuming Some Things

After taking a two week long un-announced holiday vacation from blogging, it is finally time to get back to the regular blogging schedule.

Which is to say, there is actually no schedule and that's why I sort of accidentally took an impromptu break from blogging in the first place.

Regardless, the blog is back and better than ever!

Assuming that this blog was quality to begin with.

And I like to make a lot of assumptions.

This actually gets me into a lot of embarrassing situations. I think my life is actually a situation comedy that no one told me I was participating in. Despite being uniformed, I still think I deliver the best one liners.

Right, studio audience?

Right?

Well, if there is a studio audience they are doing a really good job of hiding to fool me into thinking my life wasn't secretly a sit com, so.

Okay, I should really not blog when I'm this tired.

Ever.